Funny Pro Gun Shirts and Bumper Stickers

T-shirts and bumper stickers for gun lovers everywhere! There are shirts for fans of the .44 magnum, the .45 semi-auto or firearms in general. If you're the kind of investor who believes "portfolio diversification" involves gold, silver and lots of lead, there are two shirts you might like. Browse the selection and load up on pro gun and pro Second Amendment shooting wear today.

.45 Pistol T-ShirtCardio and seatbelts are fine rules to remember, but the .45 semi-automatic is the handgun of choice for survivors of the Zombie Apocalypse.
Not Taught in Schools ShirtThe Bible and firearms are things every American should know how to use, but neither of them are taught in public schools.
Clean My Guns ShirtAll the morons and nutcases out there are a good reminder why it's always wise to keep your guns clean and in working order!
Guns and Beer TeeLike a beer cooler, a gun should be fully loaded before using it and completely empty after.
A Gun Is Like Sex ShirtA gun is like sex: better to have it and not need it than to need it and not have it.
Shooting is like drinking t-shirtShooting is like drinking: keep expending rounds until the target is incapacitated.
More Money for Ammo Bumper StickerDriving a hybrid means you have more money for ammo. Funny bumper sticker for gun-carrying, Prius drivers.
Second Amendment Shooter T-ShirtAfter overthrowing the tyranny of the British Crown, the Founding Fathers didn't write the Second Amendment with deer in mind.
Religion of Piece ShirtThe Religion of Piece: Do unto others before they do unto you.
Moral Relativist TeePeople can be pretty comfortable with their moral relativism until the gun is pointed at THEM.
Just Press 45 T-ShirtIf you can't dial 911, pick up that .45 and reach out and touch someone.
Precious Metals ShirtInvest in the precious metals--gold, silver, and lead.
Asset Protection T-ShirtInflation-protected securities for asset protection? Nah, a good pistol will do.
Second Amendment T-ShirtCelebrate the Second Amendment with this nice t-shirt.
  • .45 ACP - When the Zombie Apocalypse begins, will you want to carry anything less?
  • Not Taught in Schools Shirt
  • You remind me that I need to clean my guns.
  • A gun is like a beer cooler -- it should be fully loaded before use and completely empty after.
  • A gun is like sex -- better to have it and not need it than need it and not have it.
  • Shooting is like drinking -- keep expending rounds until the target is incapacitated.
  • More Money for Ammo Bumper Sticker
  • Second Amendment Shooter Tee Shirt
  • Gun shirt with .44 magnum. Says I follow the religion of piece.
  • There is no such thing as a moral relativist at gunpoint.
  • Gun t-shirt that says if you can't dial 9-1-1, just press 4-5.
  • Diversify your portfolio into precious metals--gold, silver, and lead.
  • Second Amendment script on a shirt.
  • Protect your assets with gold, silver, and a gun.

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These funny pro gun and conservative political shirts and bumper stickers are printed and shipped by Zazzle. Ordering is simple and secure, and Zazzle even allows you to customize your product. Spread the word to your fellow conservatives, share on Facebook if that's your thing, and keep coming back for new designs.

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